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The perfect starter pack to become a part of the Simia Sapiens family! You will get a lighter, stickers & plectrums in all available designs and a Simia Sapiens condom.

You like it personal, but also simple and straight to the point? You will get a signed CD with a personal dedication that will always remind you of us and our eternal gratitude. Or you can sell it for a fortune on eBay in ten years, that's up to you.

Is your style important to you? Do you love to stand out with your excellent wardrobe choices, no matter where you go? With your own Simia Sapiens t-shirt, jealous stares from all sides are guaranteed. Design and size of your choice, signed on demand, limited availability.

Does the scratch of the needle on vinyl bring as much joy to you as it does to us? You also prefer to admire the covers of your favourite albums in large format? Be sure to get your money’s worth with our signed vinyl LP! (Of course also available unsigned, just in case you’re not sure if we can write)

You and your companion can come celebrate as special guests at what will probably one of the most important evenings to us - the album release show! Including a welcome drink of your choice.

You always want to keep the spirit of Simia Sapiens close to your heart? With the Simia Sapiens hip flask, you can carry your Whiskey, Jaegermeister or warm milk (if that's your thing) everywhere you please, be it one of our gigs, the cinema or that boring bbq party your mother-in-law hosts every year.

Be it cigarettes, a grill, campfires or molotov cocktails, if you like lighting things on fire, the Simia Sapiens zippo lighter is the right thing for you! Also perfect to raise it skywards to spread some romantic ambience during the countless love songs and other more intimate parts of our concerts.

You dig an authoritarian style of leadership and love telling other people what to do? Then this one is for you! You write a setlist for one of our gigs with your favourite Simia Sapiens songs and a cover of your choice and we will play it exactly to your specifications. Of course you will be on the guestlist for said gig.

Be a VIP at one of our legendary bandroom parties. We play a gig, our favourite records and some crazy drinking games! Obviously all drinks from our bar are free of charge for you.

You deem yourself fit enough for a night out with Simia Sapiens? You choose where to go and what to do (we’re not picky) and we will bear the costs for a meal and all the drinks you want! Only for the brave!

You like what we do, your eardrums are pretty durable and you want to accompany us to every club, festival and even the most remote basements? One year of guestlist for each and every concert, valid from the first attended concert!

You like to be prepared for every situation? This is the ultimate survival kit for all eventualities that life has in store for you. You get a zippo, a hip flask, a (signed) vinyl LP, a (signed) CD, two t-shirts (designs and size of your choice, limited availability), lighter, stickers and plectrums in all available designs and a condom.

Wake up your WG-party! You’re throwing a party and have concerns that your furniture will survive the night? Have no fear, we’ll come along for a very intimate private concert and ensure that your shelves will fall apart all on their own. In case you want to hang onto your furnishings for a little longer, we are also happy to play at your birthday party, wedding or whatever festivities you are planning.

You always wanted to learn how to play the guitar but never got around to it? Then this is most likely the perfect starter pack. In celebration of our guitarists birthday he now sacrifices his very first guitar. Almost all Simia Sapiens songs have been composed on it. On top of that you’ll get a Marshall MS-4 2-Watt amplifier, a new set of strings, a guitar stand, a cable and of course some Simia Sapiens plectrums. Everything you’ll need! Also signed on demand.